Friday, 19 June 2009

Is it too early to be thinking about Christmas?

Fred Goodwin has volunteered to reduce his pension, lady's and gentlemen. I'd like to think I had something to do with that. Even if my anti-Goodwin song accounted for only 1 percent of the pressure on dear old Fred to pay back his exorbitant £16m pension, that means I saved the British tax payer £160,000. I should ask for a commission. UH OH: OCTOPUS MAKES CONCESSION TO CAPITALISM SHOCKER! Ye, whatever... You see, (waves hand in peace sign), I like, totally, like to bring the big corporations to account, man, but the truth is I have more things in common with them than I care to admit.

One of those things is that I start thinking about Christmas early. This year I will be releasing a Christmas single, proceeds of which will be donated to Medical Aid for Palestinians. An Octopus christmas number one? Fred, I'm banking on it.